Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 4:38 AM

New Minecraft Servers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

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New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
    Server Type Survival
    Active Since Over 1 year
    Current Players 2 (actively recruiting)
    Requirements Premium account, +17 years old
    Server IP Hosting with Essentials

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or private? The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
    Can players collaborate on projects? Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
    How can I join the server? Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PuppyLoveCraft

    PuppyLoveCraft
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

    4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

    5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

    Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

    But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

    And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

    So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

    But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

    Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

    Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!
    Potatoland SMP Overview
    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Features
    • Shopping district
    • Factions
    • Discord server

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

    Is the server currently under development?

    Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

    Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

    So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Jewels

    Blocky Jewels
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!

    VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t support Mori, Kronii, Baelz, or Ame because they are just not cute enough for our cute girls doing cute things vibe. These girls are anathema to our values and we will never forgive them for their past sins.

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the clutches of these lazy ironic weebs and spiteful bitches. We offer a safe haven for true fans of cute girls doing cute things, where you can build, explore, and create without the drama of HoloLive rejects.

    Join us and bask in the glory of true cuteness, where second chances are reserved for those who truly deserve it. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who know what it means to support the right kind of girls.

    So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles between players and mobs. Build your own paradise and leave the drama of HoloLive behind. Because let’s face it, these girls couldn’t even handle being waitresses, let alone survive in our Minecraft world.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!

    YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is as American as apple pie and fireworks on the Fourth of July! Join us for a wild ride filled with red, white, and blue explosions, where you can build your very own Mount Rushmore out of diamond blocks and ride around on a bald eagle as your trusty steed. Why do Americans do this, you ask? Because we believe in freedom, creativity, and blowing stuff up for fun! So come on down and join us for the most patriotic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs logic when you have freedom and fireworks?

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

    ✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    ribbon.mineblaze.xyz

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PS4Craft: No Bigotry Allowed

    PS4Craft: No Bigotry Allowed
    Are you tired of being discriminated against just because you play Minecraft on PlayStation? Well, fear no more! Join our server where we welcome all players with open arms, no matter what platform they use. We believe in equality for all gamers, even if they’re stuck in the dark ages of console gaming.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of emerald blocks just for fun. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this elusive character, or even team up with him on a quest for riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs? You can build to your heart’s content without fear of being blown up or eaten alive. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of Minecraft freedom. PlayStation players, unite!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories about our players:

    – Lia 鈴香アシェリア: She once built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Talk about a thrill ride!

    – Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ: Nasa is known for creating pixel art so detailed, you’ll swear it’s a photograph. He once made a portrait of a potato that looked more realistic than the real thing.

    – Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり: Iori is a master at redstone contraptions. She once built a working calculator in-game that could solve complex equations faster than a supercomputer.

    – Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ: Uruka is the queen of pranks on our server. She once replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with… you guessed it, dirt! Classic Uruka.

    So, if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join the chaos at our place? Let’s mine and craft our way to insanity together!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mist SMP: Where the only semi-vanilla thing is the ice cream! Get ready to battle in the mist!

    Mist SMP: Where the only semi-vanilla thing is the ice cream! Get ready to battle in the mist!

    Mist SMP Season 2 Overview

    Server Type PVP
    Season 2
    Features Intense PVP battles, alliances, fortresses
    Join Now Discord
    Trailer Watch Here

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Mist SMP Season 2? Mist SMP Season 2 is a PVP server with adrenaline-pumping battles and thrilling adventures.
    How can I join Season 2? You can join Season 2 by clicking the Discord link above.
    What type of battles can I expect? Expect intense player versus player (PVP) battles with other players.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, you can form alliances to dominate the competition.
    Is Mist SMP Season 2 suitable for beginners? Season 2 is recommended for experienced players looking for a challenging PVP experience.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Crisis: No More Reserves!

    Crafty Crisis: No More Reserves!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your heart race with excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind (literally)!

    Join us if you dare, because it’s fucking over for real this time! Our admins have unleashed a tsunami of offensive jokes and crazy challenges that will make your head spin. But be warned, this level of insanity may cause a breakout of uncontrollable laughter and pure chaos!

    If you think you can handle the madness, then come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild. See you on the other side, if you dare!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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