Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

advice, Attorneys, Clients, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Court, Divorce, divorce lawyers, ExMineCraft, Family Law, grateful partners, Legal, lovebirds, Marriage, marriage partners, mediation, messed up relationships, relationships, separation, Support, Understanding

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	7106
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Chores, cleaning up, cooking for herself, entitled, entitled to food, entitled to soda, Frustration, home alone, locked in room, Minecraft, no responsibilities, refuse to cook, Server, spoiled brat, SpoiledBratsKitchen, upset parents., upset sister, Whining

Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	154
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperCrazeMC

CLICKBAIT, CreeperCrazeMC, empty content, Entertainment, guilty pleasure, internet culture, low quality., mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless consumption, mindless content, mindless entertainment, mindless scrolling, mindless viewing, popular content, Shallow, social media, superficial, trending, viral videos, worst content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6360
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Janitor’s Closet <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/br-gaming-minecraft-mod-demon-slayer-survival/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Farms Harvested:	630	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Frontpage, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, WOSE

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.