Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	544
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8072
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2368	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	2

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	5775	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	8182	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, cheating allowed, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, European, finland, Grief Rollbacks, Hardware, intel, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Network, Performance, PvP, Raiding, RAM, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, SSD, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	792
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

MinecraftOffline Server Overview

General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.1
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware
Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

Q: Are there any resets on the world?

A: The world is permanent with no resets.

Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

1.21.4, Argument, Bans, Civil, civil war, conservative agenda, cultural clash, demoralized white men, extremism, false hope, fighting for Israel, foot soldiers, genital mutilation, identity politics, movement, Political unrest, social battle, societal division, Trans, trans lunacy, trans movement, transgender rights, trump, War, White America

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	4878
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Kek, 2024Kek kino, 216, 216 seething, 216 seething over, 216 seething over Go, G.., go, Go>/g/, Kek, Kek kino, Kino, Minecraft, Seething, seething over, seething over Go, seething over Go>/g/, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!