Eviyon Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockbustersNSFW-Galore

adult content, adult entertainment, banned, BlockbustersNSFWGalore, community guidelines, community standards, content restrictions, Controversial Decision, digital platforms, explicit content, internet censorship, Moderation, NSFW, online communities, online forums, policy enforcement, reddit, social media, SUBS, user feedback, User-generated content

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	4602
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Reddit drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all the NSFW subs and replaced them with hilarious memes and cat videos! Our server is so family-friendly, even your grandma would approve. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superhuman Minecraft skills and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures!

TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows

brexit, Canada, Diplomacy, economic cooperation, economic relations, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, international trade, justin trudeau, negotiations, North America, shadows, talks, Trade, trade agreements, trade deals, trade discussions, TrudeauCraft, trump, UK-Canada trade talks, United Kingdom, world leaders

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!

So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Ice Cream Stand to Millionaire

$16 loan, 1970s, Boomer advice, cream, do what you love, Grandma, horrible advice, Ice, ice cream stand, MILLIONAIRE, money will follow, multi-million dollar business, Stand

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.

our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

What is the IP for Sang Moa Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Moa, sang, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Kingdom Crafters 1.20

Crafters, DAUGHTER, general, Kingdom, KUMA, mindbreak, Noble, NTR, Oda, Oden, one piece, Orochi, page one, wife cheating

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, forget all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and mobs to slay. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from other players. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of cheating wives and illegitimate children. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Dad’sFriendCoShutdown – Minecraft Server

aita, brand reputation, bullying, business failure, coaching institute, compassion, competitive exams, COVID-19 Lockdown, DadsFriendCoShutdown, father’s friend, grade 8, hybrid model, lack of adaptation, Minecraft, online platform, overconfidence, overestimation, physical classes, Server, Shut down, student comfort, tough times

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	8893	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s friend’s coaching institute drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting from online to physical classes in a blink of an eye, just like my dad’s friend did. Who needs a hybrid model when you can go all in, right? Plus, we promise no bullying from anyone’s daughters here – unless you count the mobs trying to take you down in-game!

So come on over and show off your Minecraft skills while we create our own brand of madness. Who needs competitive exams when you can compete for the title of craziest player on the server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFashionista

Argument, body image, BONUS, borrowing clothes, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFashionista, expensive clothes, fat shaming, friend group split, friendship, Frustration, Plus-sized, ruined clothes, selfish, shopping, Tears, Thin, Wardrobe, weight

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

Mystic Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Celebrity, critique, digital footprint, dump pics, fashion, gossip, Haven, image sharing, influencer, internet fame, media scrutiny, Michelle Z, mystic, online persona, online presence, opinion, personal brand, photos, public figure, social influence, social media, Style, trends

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you wanna dump a bunch of her pics! It’s like a virtual photo album but with blocks and creepers!

You can build a shrine to your crush and fill it with all the pics you want! It’s like Pinterest, but with explosions and redstone contraptions!

Plus, the community is full of meme-loving, block-building maniacs who will appreciate your dedication to collecting pics of your crush.

So come on, join now and start building your pixelated shrine to love! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your precious pics!

StepMomAdventures Minecraft Server

air travel, aita, bio parent, birthday trips, Court, DAUGHTER, Divorced, FaceTime, Girls trip, Itinerary, Kids, Las Vegas, last minute planner, Minecraft, not letting, out of country, overseas trip, parenting decisions, Remarried, Server, sibling bond, Spring Break, step mom, StepMomAdventures, travel, white water rafting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family bonding through virtual adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of building together, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs as a team.

Just like how this divorced mom is trying to keep the sibling bond strong between her kids and her ex-husband’s new family, we too believe in unity and teamwork. Who needs a court battle when you can settle your differences with a friendly game of Minecraft?

Forget about last-minute travel plans and disagreements over who gets to go on a trip, on our server, everyone is welcome to join the fun! No need to worry about air travel or the state of the world when you can embark on epic quests right from the comfort of your own home.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even build a virtual bond stronger than any court order could ever enforce!

Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!

bitter, canceling plans, CANCELLED, Drama, family division, family drama, Generosity, Golden Child, Havoc, honeymoon, Humiliation, Jealousy, Justified, Laughingstock, luxury vacation, Resentment, Revenge, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, vengeful, wedding fallout, wedding speech, wedding stress

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	122
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	5501

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!

So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyLoveCraft

action, Adventure, BlockyLoveCraft, Entertainment, escapism, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, humor, Intimacy, multiplayer, relationships, role playing, romance, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	28	Runes Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a group of creepers. But instead of running away, they decided to seduce the creepers with their charming pickaxe skills. Needless to say, things got pretty steamy in the mines that day.

But that’s not all! On our server, your sex life is like a game of Minecraft. You’ll be crafting, building, and exploring in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break is a step closer to finding true love (or at least a really good time). Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Aetheria Realms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, Aetheria, Anya Melfissa, Anya-Petra Global, beauty, collaboration, culture, Entertainment, Explore, fashion, Food, Friends, Fun, Global, influencers, Lifestyle, Petra Gurin, Realms, social media, travel, vlog

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like if Steve from Minecraft and Spongebob had a baby and that baby was this server.

I mean, just look at these YouTube channels linked here, they’re like the secret treasure map to the most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Anya Melfissa and Petra Gurin are like the dynamic duo of Minecraft content creators, and they’re here to guide you through the most mind-blowing builds, the craziest redstone contraptions, and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with some of the coolest players around, join this server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of awesome. Let’s go, bro!

RentCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Cohabitation, Contribution, Edition, Expenses, Fairness, financial agreement, financial responsibility, House, housing costs, LANDLORD, living arrangements, living together, Mortgage, ownership, property ownership, relationship, Rent, RentCraft, roommate, shared expenses, shared living

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations? Want to live in a house where your landlord is also your girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of paying rent to your significant other while building virtual houses together. Who needs ownership when you have love and blocky landscapes? Plus, where else can you find a server where the mortgage payment is only $1,500 a month? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest landlord fantasies in Minecraft!

BrainFartz Minecraft SMP

automatic responses, bizarre reactions, bizarre thoughts, Brain, BrainFartz, cognitive dissonance, involuntary actions, involuntary movements, mental processes, mind control, Minecraft, odd behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar thoughts, quirky habits, smp, strange occurrences, strange thoughts, subconscious, unexpected behavior, unusual experiences, unusual occurrences, weird

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9698
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and my brain was like “hey, let’s build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!” And I was like, “Brain, that’s a terrible idea, we’ll blow everything up!” But my brain was like “YOLO, let’s do it!” And we did, and it was epic!

And then another time, I was building a giant statue of a llama and my brain was like “hey, let’s make it come to life and take over the server!” And I was like “Brain, that’s insane, llamas can’t come to life!” But my brain was like “watch me” and BAM, the llama statue came to life and started wreaking havoc everywhere!

So yeah, if you want to experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server! Who knows what your brain will come up with next?! It’s a total rollercoaster of insanity and chaos, but in the best way possible! Join now and let your brain run wild!

PixelPeril: The Legal Danger Zone

Alarming, concerning, danger, Dangerous, EXTREME, Forbidden, hazardous, Legal, Perilous, permissible, PixelPeril, Prohibited, Questionable, regulations, Risk, Risky, Safety, Shocking.., Surprising, Unrestricted, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Farms Harvested:	797

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is so dangerous, you’ll be questioning your sanity for joining!

Join us if you dare to face off against killer bunnies armed with diamond swords, creeper armies that can build TNT cannons in seconds, and a dragon that will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. And if you manage to survive all that, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie pigman that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep feeding it bacon).

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness! Just make sure to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild.

Players:	91/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	7