Eviyon Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, freedom, Individuality, influence, judgment, LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, Opinions, personal choices, perspective, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! Like, the admin is a unicorn who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butt, it’s insane! And get this, the mods are actually aliens from outer space who just wanna build cool stuff with us, like whaaat?

But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly superheroes in disguise, like one guy can shoot fireballs from his hands and another girl can turn into a dragon, like wut? And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera up in here, I can’t even keep up!

So like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond armor, ’cause things are about to get wacky up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🚀🔥🐉 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

BlockbustersNSFW-Galore

adult content, adult entertainment, banned, BlockbustersNSFWGalore, community guidelines, community standards, content restrictions, Controversial Decision, digital platforms, explicit content, internet censorship, Moderation, NSFW, online communities, online forums, policy enforcement, reddit, social media, SUBS, user feedback, User-generated content

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Reddit drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all the NSFW subs and replaced them with hilarious memes and cat videos! Our server is so family-friendly, even your grandma would approve. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superhuman Minecraft skills and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures!

TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows

brexit, Canada, Diplomacy, economic cooperation, economic relations, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, international trade, justin trudeau, negotiations, North America, shadows, talks, Trade, trade agreements, trade deals, trade discussions, TrudeauCraft, trump, UK-Canada trade talks, United Kingdom, world leaders

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!

So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Ice Cream Stand to Millionaire

$16 loan, 1970s, Boomer advice, cream, do what you love, Grandma, horrible advice, Ice, ice cream stand, MILLIONAIRE, money will follow, multi-million dollar business, Stand

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	264544	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.

our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

What is the IP for Sang Moa Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Moa, sang, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	989

Kingdom Crafters 1.20

Crafters, DAUGHTER, general, Kingdom, KUMA, mindbreak, Noble, NTR, Oda, Oden, one piece, Orochi, page one, wife cheating

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, forget all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and mobs to slay. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from other players. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of cheating wives and illegitimate children. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Dad’sFriendCoShutdown – Minecraft Server

aita, brand reputation, bullying, business failure, coaching institute, compassion, competitive exams, COVID-19 Lockdown, DadsFriendCoShutdown, father’s friend, grade 8, hybrid model, lack of adaptation, Minecraft, online platform, overconfidence, overestimation, physical classes, Server, Shut down, student comfort, tough times

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	134
Potions Brewed:	200	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s friend’s coaching institute drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting from online to physical classes in a blink of an eye, just like my dad’s friend did. Who needs a hybrid model when you can go all in, right? Plus, we promise no bullying from anyone’s daughters here – unless you count the mobs trying to take you down in-game!

So come on over and show off your Minecraft skills while we create our own brand of madness. Who needs competitive exams when you can compete for the title of craziest player on the server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFashionista

Argument, body image, BONUS, borrowing clothes, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFashionista, expensive clothes, fat shaming, friend group split, friendship, Frustration, Plus-sized, ruined clothes, selfish, shopping, Tears, Thin, Wardrobe, weight

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	286
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

Mystic Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Celebrity, critique, digital footprint, dump pics, fashion, gossip, Haven, image sharing, influencer, internet fame, media scrutiny, Michelle Z, mystic, online persona, online presence, opinion, personal brand, photos, public figure, social influence, social media, Style, trends

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you wanna dump a bunch of her pics! It’s like a virtual photo album but with blocks and creepers!

You can build a shrine to your crush and fill it with all the pics you want! It’s like Pinterest, but with explosions and redstone contraptions!

Plus, the community is full of meme-loving, block-building maniacs who will appreciate your dedication to collecting pics of your crush.

So come on, join now and start building your pixelated shrine to love! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your precious pics!

StepMomAdventures Minecraft Server

air travel, aita, bio parent, birthday trips, Court, DAUGHTER, Divorced, FaceTime, Girls trip, Itinerary, Kids, Las Vegas, last minute planner, Minecraft, not letting, out of country, overseas trip, parenting decisions, Remarried, Server, sibling bond, Spring Break, step mom, StepMomAdventures, travel, white water rafting

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family bonding through virtual adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of building together, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs as a team.

Just like how this divorced mom is trying to keep the sibling bond strong between her kids and her ex-husband’s new family, we too believe in unity and teamwork. Who needs a court battle when you can settle your differences with a friendly game of Minecraft?

Forget about last-minute travel plans and disagreements over who gets to go on a trip, on our server, everyone is welcome to join the fun! No need to worry about air travel or the state of the world when you can embark on epic quests right from the comfort of your own home.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even build a virtual bond stronger than any court order could ever enforce!

Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!

bitter, canceling plans, CANCELLED, Drama, family division, family drama, Generosity, Golden Child, Havoc, honeymoon, Humiliation, Jealousy, Justified, Laughingstock, luxury vacation, Resentment, Revenge, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, vengeful, wedding fallout, wedding speech, wedding stress

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!

So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyLoveCraft

action, Adventure, BlockyLoveCraft, Entertainment, escapism, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, humor, Intimacy, multiplayer, relationships, role playing, romance, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a group of creepers. But instead of running away, they decided to seduce the creepers with their charming pickaxe skills. Needless to say, things got pretty steamy in the mines that day.

But that’s not all! On our server, your sex life is like a game of Minecraft. You’ll be crafting, building, and exploring in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break is a step closer to finding true love (or at least a really good time). Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Aetheria Realms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, Aetheria, Anya Melfissa, Anya-Petra Global, beauty, collaboration, culture, Entertainment, Explore, fashion, Food, Friends, Fun, Global, influencers, Lifestyle, Petra Gurin, Realms, social media, travel, vlog

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like if Steve from Minecraft and Spongebob had a baby and that baby was this server.

I mean, just look at these YouTube channels linked here, they’re like the secret treasure map to the most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Anya Melfissa and Petra Gurin are like the dynamic duo of Minecraft content creators, and they’re here to guide you through the most mind-blowing builds, the craziest redstone contraptions, and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with some of the coolest players around, join this server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of awesome. Let’s go, bro!

RentCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Cohabitation, Contribution, Edition, Expenses, Fairness, financial agreement, financial responsibility, House, housing costs, LANDLORD, living arrangements, living together, Mortgage, ownership, property ownership, relationship, Rent, RentCraft, roommate, shared expenses, shared living

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3582	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations? Want to live in a house where your landlord is also your girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of paying rent to your significant other while building virtual houses together. Who needs ownership when you have love and blocky landscapes? Plus, where else can you find a server where the mortgage payment is only $1,500 a month? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest landlord fantasies in Minecraft!

BrainFartz Minecraft SMP

automatic responses, bizarre reactions, bizarre thoughts, Brain, BrainFartz, cognitive dissonance, involuntary actions, involuntary movements, mental processes, mind control, Minecraft, odd behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar thoughts, quirky habits, smp, strange occurrences, strange thoughts, subconscious, unexpected behavior, unusual experiences, unusual occurrences, weird

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2677
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	7480	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and my brain was like “hey, let’s build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!” And I was like, “Brain, that’s a terrible idea, we’ll blow everything up!” But my brain was like “YOLO, let’s do it!” And we did, and it was epic!

And then another time, I was building a giant statue of a llama and my brain was like “hey, let’s make it come to life and take over the server!” And I was like “Brain, that’s insane, llamas can’t come to life!” But my brain was like “watch me” and BAM, the llama statue came to life and started wreaking havoc everywhere!

So yeah, if you want to experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server! Who knows what your brain will come up with next?! It’s a total rollercoaster of insanity and chaos, but in the best way possible! Join now and let your brain run wild!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Potions Brewed:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	899491
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0