Eviyon Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3847	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6670	Players Killed by Monsters:	852
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6882	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3725	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4565
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

GalaticCraft

Alien, asteroid, astronaut, black hole, comet, cosmology, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Factions, Galaxy, gravity, Interstellar, KitPvP, NASA, NEBULA, Planets, Raiding, Science, solar system, Space, Spaceship, Stars, Survival, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4189
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Server in development, need people to try it ;D – Cool staff – Modified Attack speed PVP – Spawners – Kits – Event Gladiator – Custom OP enchantments like +Mending +Multishot) – much more!

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, Anarchy, banner-lazy, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Cheats, Donations, Dupe, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, gif banner, Grief, Hus, Large Online, love, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, Naruto, Parkour, player, Private, Server, server description, storage servers, TrulyMine, Without Anticheat

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	281	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

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Ethereal Echoes 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Community, content creators, credibility, critical thinking, Echoes, Entertainment, Ethereal, fanbase, Gaming, gullible, influencers, internet culture, online fandom, online personalities, skepticism, social media, streaming, Trust, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a virtual wonderland where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise.

I mean, seriously, have you ever wanted to build a house out of rainbow-colored obsidian while riding a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Well, this is the place for you, my dude.

Plus, the community is so lit, like a bonfire made of diamond ore and netherite ingots. Everyone is super chill and totally not secretly plotting to overthrow the server owner and turn it into a giant potato farm.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden portal to the realm of the gullible vtuber fanbase. Just kidding… or am I?

LaundryLoophole Minecraft Server

Boundaries, communication problems, dirty clothes, dirty laundry, dirty socks, dirty underwear, domestic disputes, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry basket, laundry habits, laundry room, laundry routine, LaundryLoophole, Marriage, Minecraft, pettiness, picking up clothes, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with dirty laundry drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only dirty laundry you’ll find is the creeper explosions! No more arguments over who should do the laundry, because on our server, everyone pitches in to mine, craft, and wash away all your troubles.

Imagine a world where your husband can’t leave his dirty clothes on the floor because there IS no floor – just endless blocks waiting to be mined and crafted into beautiful creations. Instead of arguing over laundry, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

And if your husband dares to complain about dirty socks and underwear again, just tell him to dig deeper into the mines to find some fresh materials for crafting! Join our server today and leave the real-life laundry drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing dirty is the diamonds you’ll be mining!

CraftyImpatience

#impatience, aita, annoyance, ANNOYING, Assignment, Communication, CraftyImpatience, dumb, English class, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, Help, learning, patience, questions, Slow, stupid, trying, Understanding, video instructions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of dealing with slow and dumb people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is as smart as a genius dolphin! No more frustrating conversations with people who just don’t get it. On our server, the only dumb questions are the ones we make up for fun!

Join us and leave the annoying slowpokes behind. Watch our video tutorials and complete assignments without having to explain every little detail to someone who just doesn’t get it. Our community is full of quick learners who will have you laughing instead of pulling your hair out.

Say goodbye to the frustration and hello to a world where everyone is on the same page. Don’t let dumb questions ruin your day, join our server and experience the joy of playing with intelligent and fun-loving players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

InvisiCraft: No Consequences

24 hours, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, consequences, Escape, Explore, FANTASY, freedom, gift, hidden, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, legal consequences, Mischief, Observe, power, prank, secret, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, total immunity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to experience the thrill of invisibility in a virtual world! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them silly, or pranking unsuspecting players by stealing their diamonds right from under their noses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even summon a giant chicken to rain down feathers of destruction on your enemies.

So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical land of rainbow unicorns or discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!

SyriaWithdrawalCraft

Comments.., Conflict, current events, decision, Defense, dod, drafting plans, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, News, Political, strategy, Syria, SyriaWithdrawalCraft, trump, U.S. troops, withdraw, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	70	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier plans than DOD withdrawing troops from Syria cuz of Trump! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap! u gotta join cuz we got the most lit parties in the end dimension, plus our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a random TNT trap, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Players:	109/500	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1