EvilPixelPlayer – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9272	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockBusterBlues

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Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MicroCraftMedicine

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LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	9076

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Potions Brewed:	93	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	564
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

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join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0