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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2461 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
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