EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Towns Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1211	Dragons Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1137
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	98	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Animals Bred:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ores Mined:	8697	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	212469	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Animals Bred:	132	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	513	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	241	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6645
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	786500
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!