EvacuateMiltonMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	460
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Potions Brewed:	191
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	225	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	5602	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ores Mined:	6784	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2698	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	154
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	634683	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	53
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	158	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1908	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Star Shards Collected:	160	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Emeralds Found:	2401	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	285354	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9222

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Animals Bred:	85
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8545

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3788
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3066
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	6052
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Votes:	7466	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1