EUtopiaCraft

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	1806	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4032
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6616
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Secret Passages Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1019
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3