EurovisionCraft SMP – 254 Days until we Mine our way to Victory!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Get ready to build, mine, and survive in our wacky Minecraft SMP! With only 254 days until Eurovision, you better start practicing your best blocky dance moves and crafting the most fabulous outfits for the big event. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a surprise performance from a secret celebrity guest (rumored to be a creeper in a top hat). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	98

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Potions Brewed:	159
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9551	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5543
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3063	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1763	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchantments Applied:	187
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9971	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7844
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!