EurotardCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with eurotards who don’t know how to have fun? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the eurotard spirit and take it to a whole new level!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3738	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	1065
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Votes:	603
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	776683	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	3195	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	254810	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	7227
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Meteorites Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1