EuroGuard Minecraft Server

Conflict prevention, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroGuard, european army, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, peacekeeping efforts, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US respect, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1228
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	131101
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	128
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crops Grown:	3030
Magic Items Found:	3435	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	835308	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!