EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3435
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	6909

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

astonishing realities, BelieveItOrNotMC, mind blowing facts, shocking revelations, smp, surprising truths, unbelievable but true, unbelievable facts, unbelievable facts about the world, unbelievable facts that are true, unbelievable truths, unbelievable world facts, world facts

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5199
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BaggageCraft2021

acceptance, baggage, BaggageCraft2021, Closure, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, healing, holding on, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving forward, moving on, past, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Release, self improvement, self-care

Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3198
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	4295	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

armed conflict, civilian casualties, drone warfare, global security, human rights violations, Human safari, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian law, hunt, international law, international relations, Kherson, Kherson civilians, military drones, military intervention, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian drones, Server, targeted killings, ukraine conflict, Violent conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes

are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

abduction, age 11, Bravery, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian, international relations, intervention, Isis, Israel, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, rescue operation, rescues, rescuing, survivor, Terrorism, War on Terror, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5651	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

#addons, Anti-Stealing, Chaos, Community, discord server, Events, Friends, griefing protection, halloween event, Inclusivity, lead, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, ONLINE, Player Base, player heads, Plot, Plugin, Revenge, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Side, smp, Survival, Turning, twists, Uptime, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mines Excavated:	4698	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

ai, AMD GPU, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Paradise, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, Prompt Challenges, prompts, Requests, Samplers, Server

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Dragon Eggs Found:	1965	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	1590
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Emeralds Found:	5770	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

Album review, AlbumRater, best album, Minecraft, Music, music analysis, music assessment, music commentary, music critique, music evaluation, music feedback, music opinion, music ranking, music rating, music recommendation, Music Review, perfect score, smp, ten/ten album, top rating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6728	Crops Grown:	7875

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

BorisCraft, BugGate, Crib

OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!