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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Animals Bred: 65 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Runes Activated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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