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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 40 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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