lol u know what else is worth $39 billion? this epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the most insane virtual world ever created!

we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Endless Night Skies: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

    The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

    Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

    Overview
    Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is The Gates of Valhalla? The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
    Is there a Discord for the server? Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
    What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers? The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
    What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla? Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 760727

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

    Imperial Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6264 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

    24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

    Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

    RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
    Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3955 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1491
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Dimension Hops: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Farms Harvested: 547
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4615 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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