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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6330 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!
