come join our epic minecraft server where we have indian ammunition flying around like fireworks! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs! russia is so jealous they’re protesting, but who cares when you can join the chaos and build your own empire in the midst of all the madness. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Zombie Dances: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 405
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 407844 Magic Items Found: 4313
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Zombie Dances: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crops Grown: 7147
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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