so, like, u know how europe and canada were all like “we gotta boost our defence spending by like, 20% in 2024”? well, that’s cuz they were all playing on this epic minecraft server and they were like “we gotta protect our blocks from all the creepers and zombies and stuff!” so they were like “let’s spend all our diamonds on defence!” and now they’re like the strongest players on the server. u gotta join this server, man, cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see europe and canada team up to fight off the bad guys. plus, there’s like, a secret level where u can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at your enemies. it’s totally epic, bro. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!