haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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