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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Crops Grown: 6318 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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