Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Synergeo

Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SneakAttackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FreeCraft

FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Finally Minecraft

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3174
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Animals Bred:	84

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.