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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
Star Shards Collected: 224 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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