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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found: 2600 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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