Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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