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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 8
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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