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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 406 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
New Chunks Explored: 871676 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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