so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Love Letters Sent: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1333 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ores Mined: 2979
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchantments Applied: 190

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Animals Bred: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1428 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Potions Brewed: 99 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Farms Harvested: 580
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Emeralds Found: 137 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Alien Abductions: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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