| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2180 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.
so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 8711 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7175 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.
IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Potions Brewed: | 160 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3319 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 334 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 396 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.
plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 461 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7168 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 52 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
