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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8387
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1908	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9799
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6899	Potions Brewed:	69
Farms Harvested:	835	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6735	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	6048	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6357
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Farms Harvested:	823
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	4726
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2