EU Tariff Trumpocalypse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	711728	Zombie Dances:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2978

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crops Grown:	4742	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	3

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	3948
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6034

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.