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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9022 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7193 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.
