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BroArrested Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreeperDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3445	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftingCashWaste

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	189861	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AustrianCraft2021

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	151
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9190
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AstroRescueCraft

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lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	139
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17