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Players: 107/500 Votes: 288
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Votes: 4874

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5101
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Animals Bred: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

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    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2041
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 1319
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4748
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 7342 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5358
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 188 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8290
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ores Mined: 9291 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 2507

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5558
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3896
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4523 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Emeralds Found: 9621

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2590
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6652 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

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    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4516
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Votes: 4722
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1951
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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  • Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

    Cheater-Free Crafty Fun
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2857
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

    So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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  • ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

    ZelenskysAirStrikeParty
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6600
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Disco Disk Skills Server

    Disco Disk Skills Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3173
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Animals Bred: 31
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5881

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

    our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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