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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7418 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 197 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.
Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?
So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.
Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!