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| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6726 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 1607 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 186 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 3521 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
