join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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