join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5369 Dimension Hops: 13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2066

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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