join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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