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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Items Found: 7042
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 148
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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