join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Runes Activated: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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