EternalEatsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8042
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	503	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

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hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Star Shards Collected:	127
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3485
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ProudNerdMC SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreepyCraftKids

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is the occasional Enderman lurking around? Well, come join our server where the creepiest thing you’ll hear is a child whispering “I see dead pixels” while building a haunted mansion made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so spooky, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated realm. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s missing pet pig, Porkchop. And rumor has it, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a zombie villager singing “Baby Shark” in the distance.

So why wait? Come join our server for a bone-chilling good time and experience the creepiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries

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lol imagine if the earth was like a minecraft server and we breached seven out of nine planetary boundaries like oopsies sorry not sorry 😂 join our server where we break all the rules and have a blast destroying the environment together! we have crazy events like lava surfing and creeper rodeos, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, so come join us for some chaotic fun on our server! 🌍🔥💥 #minecraftmadness #planetdestroyers #herobrinehangout

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Excited Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for epic battles, intense PvP action, and all-out war!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane, action-packed Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Thanks for the Money Dummy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret vault filled with diamonds that we stole from a rich player who thought they could outsmart us. So basically, by joining our server, you’re basically robbing from the rich and giving to yourself. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up for fun. So come join us and be part of the chaos – thanks for the money, dummy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoobCryLingoFamLOL

anxiety, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural identity, emotional response, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, language acquisition, language barrier, language development, language fluency, language immersion, Learning process, Mandarin, native language, NoobCryLingoFamLOL, online lessons, parental expectations, sibling dynamics

Are you tired of feeling left out at family dinners because you can’t speak your native language fluently? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where language barriers don’t exist! Our virtual world is a place where everyone speaks the same language – Minecraftian! No need to worry about Mandarin lessons or feeling left out at the dinner table ever again.

Imagine a world where you can communicate with everyone effortlessly, where the only language you need to know is the language of building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Say goodbye to awkward family gatherings where you struggle to understand what’s being said – on our server, the only thing you’ll struggle with is deciding which block to use next!

Join us now and experience a world where language barriers are a thing of the past. Who needs Mandarin lessons when you can be a Minecraft master instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where the only language you need to know is the language of fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	101
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Animals Bred:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12