EternalEats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5881
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2215	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only food you can eat daily without getting tired of it is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, it’s all about that sweet, sugary goodness to keep you going in this crazy world.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of cows who have mastered the art of dancing to keep the creepers away. Join our server and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the world that can only be found by those brave enough to face the deadly chicken army guarding it. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure filled with cake, dancing cows, and epic chicken battles. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	129	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchantments Applied:	261
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	993
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	7120	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9175	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	864
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!