EternalEats Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server

Reflection, Behavior, Social Skills, regrets, Childhood

Are you tired of being a cringe dickhead in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and be as cringy as you want! Join us and leave your real-life cringe behind as you embark on epic adventures with other cringe enthusiasts.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From building giant statues of your favorite memes to participating in cringe-worthy dance parties, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embrace your inner cringe with us!

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The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

Transgender Representation, gender nonconforming, smp, Minecraft, Gender Identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

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IX Planet

bedrock, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Premium, crossplay

Looking for Staff and Beta Testers for my Skyblock Server (Java & Bedrock Crossplay)! Server is well made with lots of premium paid fun plugins/addons.

instinctx.org:25613

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Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

mysterious organization, Powers, black cat, Anime, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

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Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, depression, SUICIDE, emotional pain, societal pressures

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

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New Server IP

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

IX Planet

Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP