EternalEats Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3174	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	259
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crops Grown:	2657	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5783	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7249
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	2094	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Love Letters Sent:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8