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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2863 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 4802 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.
And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.