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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7895 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.
And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.