EternalCraft: The Vanilla SMP Server Where You’ll Still Die to a Creeper

Feature	Description
World	The world is permanent (no resets)
Active Members	Lots of active members

Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Votes:	6419
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1328	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

SportySMPWatchin

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

DyingWordsMC – RIP & LOL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8371	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!

Brazil, byd, BYD site, Chinese companies overseas, Chinese workers, corporate accountability., diamonds, Digging, ethical sourcing, fair labor practices, forced labor, human rights violations, international labor standards, labor abuse, labor exploitation, labor rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, SlavCraft, slavery-like conditions, social responsibility, supply chain transparency, worker exploitation, working conditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!

Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

brotherly love, Cheerful Holidays, Christmas spirit, Christmas traditions, family dynamics, festive mood, festive season, Green and Bright Christmas, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Heat Miser, heatwave, Holiday Celebrations, holiday cheer, Kalikimaka, mele, Mele Kalikimaka, Miser, Mr. Miser, Seasonal Preferences, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas, Tropical Christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	209826	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

play.hanamy.net

Your Crafts

christmas, Christmas celebration, Christmas cheer, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas magic, Christmas memories, christmas server, Christmas spirit, cozy hub, Crafts, decorated hub, Festive, holiday, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday server, holiday shopping, holiday vibe, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6741	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Crops Grown:	7919	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to YourCrafts
A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer!

Key Features
🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities.
🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease.
💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping!
🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players.
🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed!
⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all.
🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby.
🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops.

Community First
At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known.
We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it!

Join Us for the Holidays!
Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights.
🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us
🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

FAQs:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.

Q: Are there any special holiday events on the server?

A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.

Crystal Void Realms 1.21

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9614
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

anger, BlazeCraft, christmas, christmas tree, Community, Conflict, current events, damascus, demonstration, holiday, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Outrage, Politics, protest, public outcry, religious intolerance, Server, Set Ablaze, social unrest, solidarity, Syria, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	2840	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

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